I'm not going to be pretentious enough to condemn "the mainstream". As far as I'm concerned, popular things are mainstream, and popular things are popular for a reason. For instance, jeans are very popular because they're a good combination of ruggedness, comfort and they look pretty good. There are also weird anomalies in what's mainstream: surely everyone knows that most movie tie-in games are terrible and all tv tie-ins are worse, yet people still make CSI games and people still buy them, despite discovering that the last one they bought was shit.
It's not all bad though; it seems that the more popular Rockstar Games get, the better their games are. The original Grand Theft Auto games were fun, but that was then, and now they just hold nostalgia value, and while GTA IV may be slow to get going, it's still fantastic and one of few games that's going to stick in my memory as something that actually lived up to my expectations.
The thing about mainstream though, is things that try to be mainstream. The easiest way to make something mainstream is to make it passive, unoffending and indiscriminate. Not that discrimination is a good thing, it just majorly sucks when something gets popular due to its fans, then that thing betrays its fanbase to attract more sales. Case in point, the Tony Hawk games. Example of justice? Again, the Tony Hawk series - the games steadily got worse to the point where it became one of the biggest casual gaming flops I've ever seen. Speaking of which, did anyone bother playing Tony Hawk's Ride?
I came to a startling realisation of the damage done to gaming by the mainstream not long ago. I'm a big fan of the Fable series, always have been, and it's mostly because of what I think can be done with it, rather than the finished games. While playing Fable III, the one thing I couldn't get out of my mind was the abysmal lip-syncing, on par with Thunderbirds. I can't really call it a bad game; I never called Fable 2 a bad game and at least Lionhead actually bothered to attach the storyline to the character this time.
Someone once asked me; "What's Fable III about, then?" and my only reply was, "Erh, well... it's got Stephen Fry, Simon Pegg and Jason Manford in it". Despite personally realising this was a retarded answer, the response was; "Ooh, sounds like my kind of game". I haven't been able to get this out of my mind. I actually sold a game on star power because I can't properly articulate criticism for it. Having owned various crap PC's and played so many games, I've learned to ignore glitches so my entire thoughts on Fable III are that as a game, it's heavily scripted and quite bland; for some reason, I prefer to think of it as a book, you iron out the creases in your head and fill in the gaps with your imagination and properly get stuck in while waiting for the soothing tones of Stephen Fry.
I hope that once geek chic stops being popular, we can get some decent chewy games again.
Tuesday 18 January 2011
Sport
Before the time of enlightenment, "geek" is what you called someone, not what you admitted to. And by "enlightenment", I of course mean "mainstream blockbuster gaming". As such, I generally agree with the few people who say that you shouldn't call yourself a gamer - because playing games is just something we do, like driving cars, watching TV or playing sport. It's nothing to write home about, and the same applies to being a geek, in this sense. Naturally, you may feel free to ridicule anyone who sabotages their social life to needlessly repeat the same set of actions in solitude for the sole purpose of stat-building (suck it, World of Warcraft players).
Occasionally, and more importantly for the sake of argument, geek culture consists of geeks and the kind of people who call themselves geeks because they think Pokémn is retro and therefore cool, while the rest of us played Pokémon Gold/Silver to death and never want to set eyes on the bloody thing again.
As geeks, we've never enjoyed sports. Sport was that thing you had to do at school every week wherein the teachers would encourage the big boys with over-active thyroids to kick the shit out of you in some form of objective-based combat. That's fair game in something like rugby; as a geek in highschool, you'll probably be overweight, which is actually an advantage in rugby so you can finally dish out the pain yourself. Unfortunately, "sport" is boiled down to two things in England; cricket and football.
Cricket is boring for all concerned, but more importantly, it was one of few things you had to play at school which not only armed the aforementioned thyroids with bats, but also gave them armour while a bunch of their mates were given really hard balls to throw at you. Football is almost as tedious, but the massive and frankly illogical following in England makes it about a million times worse.
We don't like sports. We started playing videogames to get away from sports; and yet, even in my twenties people still assume I'll enjoy watching football or that I'll suddenly want to go out and play it with friends. Two words: FUCK OFF. I may have fun for about 2 minutes, but then quickly remember that I can't actually kick a ball and that I hate football.
If I want to compete with anyone, I'll play Halo on Xbox Live. That way, I'll have a gun of some description, all my stats will be available somewhere and more importantly, if someone's being a bellend, I can mute them and shoot their character in the face. Or in the case of Halo Reach, I can mute them, stalk their character across the map then pop out from behind them and snap their neck in a brutal and satisfying manner.
Gaming is the core of our culture; it's where we live out stories, experiment in fantasy, and if needs be, it's our sport - we can get together and kick some ass, all without worrying about destroying our favourite trainers because some dick forgot that it pissed it down yesterday and the field they've dragged us to has the consistency of chocolate mousse.
Occasionally, and more importantly for the sake of argument, geek culture consists of geeks and the kind of people who call themselves geeks because they think Pokémn is retro and therefore cool, while the rest of us played Pokémon Gold/Silver to death and never want to set eyes on the bloody thing again.
As geeks, we've never enjoyed sports. Sport was that thing you had to do at school every week wherein the teachers would encourage the big boys with over-active thyroids to kick the shit out of you in some form of objective-based combat. That's fair game in something like rugby; as a geek in highschool, you'll probably be overweight, which is actually an advantage in rugby so you can finally dish out the pain yourself. Unfortunately, "sport" is boiled down to two things in England; cricket and football.
Cricket is boring for all concerned, but more importantly, it was one of few things you had to play at school which not only armed the aforementioned thyroids with bats, but also gave them armour while a bunch of their mates were given really hard balls to throw at you. Football is almost as tedious, but the massive and frankly illogical following in England makes it about a million times worse.
We don't like sports. We started playing videogames to get away from sports; and yet, even in my twenties people still assume I'll enjoy watching football or that I'll suddenly want to go out and play it with friends. Two words: FUCK OFF. I may have fun for about 2 minutes, but then quickly remember that I can't actually kick a ball and that I hate football.
If I want to compete with anyone, I'll play Halo on Xbox Live. That way, I'll have a gun of some description, all my stats will be available somewhere and more importantly, if someone's being a bellend, I can mute them and shoot their character in the face. Or in the case of Halo Reach, I can mute them, stalk their character across the map then pop out from behind them and snap their neck in a brutal and satisfying manner.
Gaming is the core of our culture; it's where we live out stories, experiment in fantasy, and if needs be, it's our sport - we can get together and kick some ass, all without worrying about destroying our favourite trainers because some dick forgot that it pissed it down yesterday and the field they've dragged us to has the consistency of chocolate mousse.
Fashion
I've never been attached to fashion, in fact if it wasn't for the whole #iamsparticus thing, I'd go as far to say that I've wished horrible and unmentionable things to anyone who admits to any interest in fashion (I'm looking at you and that meat dress, Lady Gaga).
Although not interested in fashion, I'm still fairly attuned to knowing what makes you look like a twat, so I make some effort to either looking presentable or dressing practically. I mention the practicality thing because there are photos knocking around of me in what some of you would call a "vintage" wetsuit, but in my defence:
1. It was free
2. It seems to give me superpowers when surfing, there've been many times when I should've broken bones in white water whilst wearing that suit.
My point is, that as someone who has never lived without some kind of games console and who turns into a real miserable bastard following a week's absence of sci-fi, I am far more of a certified geek than you probably think, and therefore by degrees dress in a manner suddenly known as "geek chic". I therefore pose the following question;
When the fuck did this get cool?
It's not a conscious thing; shoes that are comfortable and generally inexpensive, jeans that are just jeans, and some form of top, generally a t-shirt expressing a particular interest. Naturally, this has been elaborated on, but the general fashion rule for real geeks is to wear something that wont attract enough attention to get you beaten up by the sort of person who's emotionally attached to professional footballers, possibly in a homoerotic way but far too macho to admit it.
Not that being cool is innately a bad thing, but there is one sizeable problem with geek chic being cool. Eventually, for whatever reason, you'll need to refresh your wardrobe, be it because you've gained weight, lost weight, destroyed your clothes or just because everything's falling apart due to years of loyal service. The problem is thus: everything worth buying from a shop is cataclysmically expensive, most things from the internet are fine but shipped from the US and therefore you get boned for shipping and everything else is far too try-hard. For instance, the NES was a bit shit but it's an icon plastered over most geeky clothes - seriously, we all preferred the MegaDrive and the SuperNintendo. We'd happy wear understated Playstation logos if they weren't still closely associated with the PS3 - not out of shame, just the fact that no one likes being mistaken for an employee at a games shop while shopping themselves.
I quite like some of the stuff from Threadless, but again, they're American, so shipping to the UK bumps the price up to the "howfuckingmuch" barrier.
Although not interested in fashion, I'm still fairly attuned to knowing what makes you look like a twat, so I make some effort to either looking presentable or dressing practically. I mention the practicality thing because there are photos knocking around of me in what some of you would call a "vintage" wetsuit, but in my defence:
1. It was free
2. It seems to give me superpowers when surfing, there've been many times when I should've broken bones in white water whilst wearing that suit.
My point is, that as someone who has never lived without some kind of games console and who turns into a real miserable bastard following a week's absence of sci-fi, I am far more of a certified geek than you probably think, and therefore by degrees dress in a manner suddenly known as "geek chic". I therefore pose the following question;
When the fuck did this get cool?
It's not a conscious thing; shoes that are comfortable and generally inexpensive, jeans that are just jeans, and some form of top, generally a t-shirt expressing a particular interest. Naturally, this has been elaborated on, but the general fashion rule for real geeks is to wear something that wont attract enough attention to get you beaten up by the sort of person who's emotionally attached to professional footballers, possibly in a homoerotic way but far too macho to admit it.
Not that being cool is innately a bad thing, but there is one sizeable problem with geek chic being cool. Eventually, for whatever reason, you'll need to refresh your wardrobe, be it because you've gained weight, lost weight, destroyed your clothes or just because everything's falling apart due to years of loyal service. The problem is thus: everything worth buying from a shop is cataclysmically expensive, most things from the internet are fine but shipped from the US and therefore you get boned for shipping and everything else is far too try-hard. For instance, the NES was a bit shit but it's an icon plastered over most geeky clothes - seriously, we all preferred the MegaDrive and the SuperNintendo. We'd happy wear understated Playstation logos if they weren't still closely associated with the PS3 - not out of shame, just the fact that no one likes being mistaken for an employee at a games shop while shopping themselves.
I quite like some of the stuff from Threadless, but again, they're American, so shipping to the UK bumps the price up to the "howfuckingmuch" barrier.
Once Again...
So, I'm back at university, about half way through an English degree and finally getting some ideas together as to what I want to do with my life. Well, I know what I want to do with my life and that involves a lot of money and/or superpowers, but apparently I should rely on something more realistic.
Anyway, this is my third attempt at blogging but at least this time I'm on twitter and I'm going to apply what I've learnt from being generally shit and from being a lazy student at an arts college/university so hopefully this wont suck as much. Have a look through my other blogs if you want, it's not all terrible; some of I even proof-read some of it.
My plan this time is to take a look at geek culture as a whole, writing as someone who's lived within it all his life, naturally focussing on gaming but also sharing various exploits that come with owning a car and the freedom of a lovely pink licence. Hopefully planning at least one road trip this summer and, heaven forbid, maybe even an actual holiday.
Anyway, this is my third attempt at blogging but at least this time I'm on twitter and I'm going to apply what I've learnt from being generally shit and from being a lazy student at an arts college/university so hopefully this wont suck as much. Have a look through my other blogs if you want, it's not all terrible; some of I even proof-read some of it.
My plan this time is to take a look at geek culture as a whole, writing as someone who's lived within it all his life, naturally focussing on gaming but also sharing various exploits that come with owning a car and the freedom of a lovely pink licence. Hopefully planning at least one road trip this summer and, heaven forbid, maybe even an actual holiday.
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